Groceries and Toilet paper rolls

Ahhh... Groceries. There are few things in life that are as sweet as looking in your cabinets and having OPTIONS!!! Before today my choices looked something like: should I eat rice, instant potatoes, mac and cheese, top roman, or... a can of gravy. Now, thanks to my monthly cash bonus, I have groceries! For the next week I'll have my pick of different types of hot pockes, lean cuisines, stew (which is in the crockpot right now!), or any other many exciting things that now grace my kitchen. The only thing I don't like about grocery shopping is "the stalker". You know who it is, it might even be you. There you are, minding your own business in the cereal isle, and somone stops right next to you like they want the exact same cearel you do. You exchange side glances, maybe even the "what's up" head nod and one of you moves on. Before you know it, that same person is right next to you while your deciding what type of pasta sauce you want. Now it's just weird. By the time you get to the frozen section this guy is my arch rival. There's no way I'm moving my cart so he can get into the glass door next to me. Now it's a race to the register, who can get out first?? Luckily I am a checkout PRO! The ladies at the register love me. I put all my fresh stuff together, meat together, frozen together, boxes and cans together. This allows me to win every time. What is up with that guy???

On a random note, last weekend I went camping. I left on Thursday and came back Sunday evening. It was lovely and wonderful and fun, but when I came home the toilet paper holder in my bathroom was gone. I looked all over thinking that my roommate dropped it and was to lazy to pick it up (trust me, not a stretch). Maybe he trew it away with the last empty roll... nope, not in the trash... hmmmm..... So I don't see my roommate often, so today I finally see him and I ask him, dude, where's the toilet paper holder?? His response: Oh, It's in my car. YOUR CAR?? WTF?? I didn't even want to ask why it was in his car.

I hate my roommates...just in case I didn't mention it here before....