Totally not me Monday

I am not at work right now on my computer blogging. I didn't work all day and don't mind at all that I still have pages and pages of phone calls to make for absolutely no reason.
I did not have some of the best Chinese food I've ever had for lunch today. It was not hot, crispy or delicious. It was not just $5.
I did not drink excessively last night because I was depressed and hating my life and feeling sorry for myself. I did not drink at the bar on the airplane. I did not drink on the airplane. I did not drink at the bar on the way home.
I did not have a giant cat sleep on me last night. I did not hold the smooshy cat until he growled at me. I did not sleep on the couch last night at Ben's so that I didn't have to drive home that late... and drunk.
I do not hate my job, my life, or any thing about my existence right now. I am not broke and certainly not in any type of debt.
I am not glad that I got to see many friends this week that I hadn't seen in a long time. I didn't drive to MU to see the old alma mater with Paul. I didn't see Michelle or Laura, and we certainly didn't talk shit about all the people we used to go to school with. I didn't spend more time with Amy than my family over my visit.
My mom didn't cook the most amazing dinner on Christmas Eve. I could not have eaten that meal every single day for the rest of my life.