HELP!

Here is my help wanted ad... prompted by Mama Kat... you sly girl you!

HELP WANTED!
Looking for a single attractive man with a brain.

Requirements:
Must be able to laugh at himself
Be close with his family (in the heart sense, not distance sense)
Have a good sense of humor
Loves animals
Loves the outdoors
Is adventurous and spontaneous
Handsome
Strong
Is, under no circumstances, a Yankee's fan!
Can cook
Loves to travel

Preferable but not required:
No children
Prefers cats over dogs
Has a college degree
Steady income of a generous nature
DO NOT apply if you are married, divorced, have a girlfriend, have more baggage than AAA, looking for a "no strings attached" deal, or if you have ever gone to or considered going to any type of Treky conference.

I reserve the right to change, contradict or void any of the statements above. I also have the right to place conditions on certain requirements. In other words... I have the final say!

Please include your name, number, number of your therapist, and location and I'll get back to you...